What is this "planning" of which you speak?

I don't really have any earth shattering news to impart on you all today so here are a few things to look forward to maybe hearing about or at least getting a cryptic tweet to interpret.

Tea Time?-Tab and I are considering doing having a monthly (or fortnightly) tea-stravaganza/ high tea since we have decided we don't spend enough time with our friends due to lack of events we can attend. My answer to not being able to make it to events has always been to make myself in charge of events. Ergo, tea. Here's a hint, if you respond with a desire to attend it greatly improves your chances of being remembered when we try to figure out whom to invite.

Phi Psi Drinkies?- I'm trying to get a gathering of my fraternity brothers together here in Chicago since I have, so far, failed at the task of getting to Beloit for any of the events I wanted to attend. Hopefully I will make it to Graduation or the next initiation event. Any Phi Psis in the area think this is a good idea?

Regency Exhibition Ball- We're going to haul our happy little behinds to Lansing, Michigan for what promises to be a spectacular gathering. I've been working on my clothes for this event for a while (read: too long due to procrastination) so if I speak of working on sewing this is likely what I'm referring to.

Dinner Parties- Got a few of these coming up and looking forward to them immensely. Good job hosts, you know who you are.

For all of you today a truism. Let's be honest, we all know maths and statistics are a bag of filthy lies.